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It is theorized that angels do not have such a strong capacity for regeneration, and that the constant manifestation is instead divine intervention from The Almighty to keep their subject alive.

-The Guardian Angel of The Banlands Document.


The Guardian Angel of The Banlands, or simply shortened to Guardian Angel is a neutral monster in Pressure that was added in the "Four Point Five" Update on 12/14/24 (14/12/24). It is the former Guardian of the Banlands and currently a captive in the Hadal Blacksite being used for "Pureblood" farming.

Appearance[]

The Guardian Angel is a massive white angel with a Roblox spawn point halo floating behind its head, plus another smaller spiky halo with eyes in it above. The Angel's head has only one eye with arrows under it. The Angel's arms have a gradient of black with veins and a large eye on both, with five diamond-shaped spikes coming out of them. Both arms are tightly secured to two large tubes; two smaller black tubes are also embedded in each arm, connecting to the larger tubes. Its torso has a necklace-like curve line with 3 pointy diamonds, and is missing a lower half. There are 3 black wires pierced on each side of its torso and a multitude that come out the bottom that are connected to the large tubes. It has spiky white and black wings resembling the Roblox spawn point.

Background[]

The Guardian Angel of The Banlands, as the name suggests, used to be the Guardian of the Banlands. In 2006, Urbanshade opened a portal to the Banlands, and the Banlands Expedition was carried out by the N.O.S.T Subdivision to explore and potentially exploit the newly found world. Initially, The Guardian Angel was harmless, attempting to peacefully coax the group into returning to their portal, only gently nudging them back to their portals once they resisted. In the process, the Guardian Angel accidentally stepped on expeditionee Rivers, something it expressed remorse over. Realizing they couldn't take down the Guardian Angel, the N.O.S.T Expedition promptly retreated back, ending their first expedition.

In the second Expedition in 2008, after Urbanshade built 4 "Heavenpiercer" Class Self-Propelled tanks, the N.O.S.T Subdivision would yet again attempt on their second assault on the Banlands. During it, the Guardian attempted to communicate through them by showing the soldiers the grave which it built for expeditionee Rivers. Despite this, the Guardian Angel was struck down in a single shot via the Heavenpiercer over the same grave it built for Rivers, completely obliterating its lower body. Afterwards, it was transported back to the Hadal Blacksite from where it has been used to harvest Pureblood to cleanse the blood of any sinning and retiring Urbanshade employees.

Documents[]

Main article: Documents/The Guardian Angel of The Banlands.

Gallery[]

Trivia[]

  • The Heavenpiercer resembles the Schwerer Gustav cannon but with tank threads.
    • In addition, it’s an ULTRAKILL reference to Hakita's name for releasing the soundtrack : "Heaven Pierce Her".